Sunday, February 14, 2010

Let's Share the Blame

Mr. Modi will not have the Indian Paisa League being played in Hyderabad, or even in Andhra Pradesh. It is because of the unrest, which is simmering like boiling Tel(angana).

But that was before Chidambaram had to defend the non-failure of intelligence. Which we suppose means that he admits failure of something else. Because a bomb did go off.

German Bakery, Pune. Near Osho Ashram. Who has been there? David Headley.
But we knew him already. So, Chidambaram is right. Even, I can guess the target area. It can't be due to non-failure of intelligence.

Who has not been there? The police. Aah, that's the failure!
Where were the police so busy? They were are guarding the hard targets! As Chidambaram says, German Bakery, Pune is a soft target. Police can't be there frisking everyone.

Hmmmm...I know...The police were at the Bihar girl's wedding which the girl called off because the groom danced in an inebriated state. Its a hard target!!

No, that's stupid. Bihar and Pune are not so near (unless we are in an inebriated state). ....But, I know the real one....the police were protecting SRK's film screenings. Udhav threatened SRK's movies, which is why the media loved it and made it a sensation, which is why Ashok Chavan had to protect the masses from the Udhav's (or Shiv's) Sena by sending in the police. And as we all know, in any such sequence of events, its only the last person who commits the mistake is a sinner and thus, Ashok Chavan is the sinner!! Thanks to Udhav Thackeray for explaining this reasoning !!!

But lets not learn logical reasoning from the Sena......
Yet, maybe Ashok Chavan is to be blamed. Ok. Not really. But maybe the State Government can share the blame if more than half of the police were busy guarding the VIPs. Thanks to Chetan Kothari, RTI activist, we know this is true.

Mr. Modi, you don't have to worry though. I suppose you and Indian Paisa League fraternity will be in VIP category. Which makes it even more surprising, that you choose to neglect Hyderabad and embrace Mumbai twice. And Mumbai is not Pune, which means you don't have to pack off your bags and run to Pakistan for the IPL, just because of one bomb. I am happy for you, because I have a feeling that South Africa is busy for the football world cup this time around.


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