Priviledged, Deprived and Confused

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The self-immolation didn't work. Protests didn't work. Hunger strikes didn't work.
And so there will be more reservations in future.
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Bhaiyon aur Behenon : there is only one solution for this - Marriages. This movement is spearheaded by the organisation- Marriages for Equality (MoE).

Come on young bloods! Marry outside your caste. Just Do it. Marriages for Equality is going to help you. Here is how:

All eligible and single youth of "upper caste", ( Upper caste? - What the hell? This is not some Rail Compartment with Upper and Lower fundas. MoE refers to them as QDC - Quota Deprived Caste) please get your-self registered at the following website www.castes-wipe-out.com.
By registering you agree to be a volunteer who is available and is willing to get married to a girl/guy from the QPC (These are the Quota Priviledged Castes - in Indian Parliamentary lingo this includes SCs, STs and OBCs)

Marriage for Equality will maintain a database of all eligible guys and girls of Quota Priviledged Castes. The young volunteers from the Quota Deprived Caste will then be counselled as to which girl/guy is suitable for him/her. The young hearts need not worry, they will be given all liberty of picking their own choice, as long as the prospective spouse is from Quota Priviledged Castes.

Since the families and old generations are expected to oppose the marriage - the only way is to make the prospects fall Head over Heels in love with you. The Quota Deprived Caste guy/girl will be trained by world renowed Love Gurus to achieve this.

All the children of these couples will belong to a new category - Confused Caste. The mission of the Marriages for Equality is to make India the country of one class of Citizens- Confused Castes ones.

Equality. Please.
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ORKUT


Finally I had enough of orkut. I can't take the crap all alone, and so you guys gotcha get a share of it.

I mean look at the things people do in Orkut. Firstly, scrapping. Ok scrap, fine - it helps you publicly pull someone's legs.. But don't make it a Race to prove "I am the smartest". The way they write them these days ...ooffff.

And then the testimonials. If you read the testimonials doing the rounds in Orkut, you will wonder why is there evil in this world. Come on, if you believe what your friends have to say about each other, everyone is so perfect, so affectionate, loving, caring, simply the best yaar, sweetest, nicest, first i met xyz he/she was possesive this that --- 3 yrs into our frnship --- i found the opposite, so charming, jack of all trades, gentle, greatest guy once you know him (coz he takes time to open up), ...blah blah ...you will believe we are all the citizens of Ram Rajya. And they said this is the Kaliyug - man will kill man. Dump those scriptures.

And while we on the topic, there are dumbs who write a personal mail where they should have written a testimonial, and these dumbs have the dumbest friends who then accept such testimonials (or whatever they are now) and then keep it publicly displayed.
Here is an example of such a testimonial,
"Hey where are you these days? Long time no see! I am in blah blah now, my phone no. is !@#$#%$% please contact me asap. Lots of catching up to do na. Take Care"

So tell me now, who is more dumb? The guy who accepted such a testimonial or the one who wrote it? Why can't they use the personal message service provided by Orkut??

And oh let me tell you some of worst Orkut pick up lines I came across.

--- Hey our surnames are same. Guess we might be related. Lets be friends (I mean Wow!, simply wow!)

--- Such a cute smile/photo/profile. Can I be your friend? (Orkut has changed the definition of friendship - its nothing but few clicks of that damn mouse.)

--- I found your profile in my friends profile. Can we be friends? (Come on, is there a rule or what?)

Arey oh, how can I forget this. My friend changed his status to "Committed". I shoot him a mail - Hey dude, who is the "lucky lamb" ? and Congrats....Guess the reply...
"yaar, single likhne se koi ladki orkut mein ghaasn nahi deti hain, tabhi committed dikha raha hoon. Ab dosti karunga, to ladki sochegi safe hain, tab dheere dheere pataunga na"

Wow...this is called strategy....!! They go on to become the Love Gurus. I guess.

Again this relationship thing reminds me, I am ready to pay Orkut if they provide an option for the status -- "Single, and Not Looking". Tired of explaining people that if I don't provide an answer to my relationship status, it doesn't mean I am dating someone.

There is more, people also like to play hide and seek with Orkut. They join, they make a lot of noise, and then they quit, and then they join again, and then make a lot of noise.

And people hate if you delete their scraps. Even if it is your ScrapLand. Even if it reveals something you consider is about your private life. You have to keep it intact - For the Public. Yuckoos.

Before I wind up, I confess I am guitly of some of the above accusations. :-P

Happy Orkutting.